Piranas and Pythons
my grandma said that i am synomymous with a snake. more directly, lazy.
snakes eat and then they simply curl up in their beds to sleep.
slothy slow life. slither along. bask around in the cool damp dark corner.
that reminds me ---- snakes. pythons. ------ Jared.
no, that boy is not a snake. he is an ultimate bum.
just that he wants to keep a baby python as a pet.
why? i don't know.
gross as it may sound, he enjoys the imagery of feeding his baby python with a wriggling white mice. watch the snakie devour the mousie slowly. watch it suffocate its prey to death.
warped brain.
last nite, he told me that his friend wanna give him a Pirana.
well, don't ask me where they got them or what kinda weird friends he hang out with.
(PS: don't scream if you see people with pet lizards crouched on their shoulders at Phuture. those are his friends).
anyway, so what's with that Pirana?
keep it in a tank, feed it with small fish or small frogs. (not your beloved finger yah).
wait for it to grow big, scoop it up and fry it in scalding hot oil.
trust me, it would look like a damn promphet if u don't scrutinize at its rows of verocious teeth.
but i think that his Mum would flip when she sees the Pirana in his fish tank the very next day he brings it home.
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met Joshua to chill out at Mac's at 4pm, Sunday.
he is considering to swap between LifeScience to NUS Arts and Social Science Faculty.
but he asked me this, "graduate with Arts deg, can't survive a living leh.... how??? "
well.... as a History Major riding the crests of the NUS waves towards my direct Honours B.A...
i am entering my Year 2 this August when the gates of the University welcomes us back into mundane reality..... this question has always been on my mind...
i won't say that there is nothing available to make a living. it depends on what you want in life.
the truth is, Arts don't make big money. really. but it provides a decent living.
enough for car, house, lavish spendings.
you can graduate and enter the different Ministries and serve the Government as a bureaucrat, be a journalist or editor, fashion magazine columnist, be a data-analyst for commercial intelligence and marketing consultancies. otherwise, continue up the academic ladder, write some crappy thesis that no one would bother reading and enjoy life as a Professor. there you go Josh, the fulfilment of the GTO fantasy of babelicious school girls with perky cute ass in revealing mini skirts and tight uniform blouses, with their tits spilling out at you while teaching them English, and the only few words you teach are "more! ... blowjob... sexy... delicious..." etc.
see???? the job prospects are infinite!!!! =)
posted by Veen @ 04:45
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